Working Out That Pelvic Thrust
Nothing turns the ladies on more than a man who has a lot of pelvic thrust.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1460
Date: Jan 8, 2011
Women Can't Even Drive Cars That Aren't Running
If a women can't be trusted with a car that's not even on, how can she be trusted to navigate safely in traffic, with real cars.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1844
Date: Jul 27, 2010
What Are The Odd's of That
I bet he wishes he never got out of bed in the morning.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 3935
Date: Nov 23, 2009
Well That's Embarrassing
I love the hosts response "no sigh no."
Posted By: Shock
Views: 0
Date: Apr 9, 2012
The Rifle That Can't Be Tamed
I can't see having a rifle that has this much kickback ever coming in handy. Except for pranking friends...
Posted By: Shock
Views: 17038
Date: Jan 11, 2009
The One That Got Away
Fishing can sometimes be a huge letdown.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 0
Date: May 24, 2012
The Dog That Loves Balloons
I think I'd enjoy a room filled with balloons and fangs too.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2708
Date: Jun 5, 2011
The Cat That Doesn't Care
He gave up giving a shit a long, long time ago.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1065
Date: Dec 30, 2010
The Cat That Barks Like A Dog
I'd still much rather have a dog.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1260
Date: Jun 20, 2011
The Car That Could Jump Rope
I used the past tense in the title because it's probably been blown up in a drug deal gone bad.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2826
Date: Oct 17, 2011
The Bull That Takes No Sh*t
I think I am going to higher the Voice Over Guy to follow me around for a week. Imagine all the crazy shit that would happen then.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 3624
Date: Mar 14, 2009
The Bed That Makes Itself
I'm not impressed until there's a bed that can kick out my one night stand and make me coffee.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1342
Date: May 20, 2010
The Baby That Pee's In Your Face
It's yours for only $70! Or you could babysit for a living child and have something similar for free!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1601
Date: May 10, 2010
Thats Not How You Milk A Cow
I didn't grow up on a farm, but I still know a thing or two and thats definitely not how you milk a cow.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 16111
Date: Jan 11, 2009
Thats Not F*cking Holding!
St. Louis lineman yells into refs open mic, and then it gets weird...
Posted By: Shock
Views: 321
Date: Dec 22, 2011
Thats No Parking Lot
Next time you try to find a parking space, make sure its concrete.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 5976
Date: Jan 11, 2009
Thats Disgusting As Hell
I think a part of me just died.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 8510
Date: Jan 18, 2009
Thats A Lot of Torque
I'm thinking about doing something similar with my Geo.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 3042
Date: Aug 18, 2009
Thats A Big Ass Snake
Imagine finding this thing slithering around in your backyard.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 9293
Date: Jan 11, 2009
That's One Huge Horse!
I don't think he was wearing his contacts that day.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1898
Date: Jun 8, 2010
That Will Shut Her Up
That's what she gets for being a loud mouth. I wonder if she tried to snort it after.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2144
Date: Dec 14, 2010
That Lame Ass Fight Gets Narrated
This is very similar to how I treat women that I'm courting.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1852
Date: Jan 14, 2011
That Just Happened
Black people get in fights about strange things.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1701
Date: Aug 30, 2011
Take It Easy On That Gas Pedal
This girl takes off like a bat out of hell towards a jump and crashes hard!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 8344
Date: Jan 11, 2009
Ridin' On That Crazy Train
Good for them, they saved themselves about 2 minutes!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 9479
Date: Jun 21, 2009
Proof That Wrestling Is Fake
TooShocking will be providing a grief counselor for all those who need it after finding out the truth.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 16219
Date: Jan 11, 2009
Proof That Size Doesn't Matter
I want to know how he got up there?
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2020
Date: Mar 31, 2010
Nice Wheelie! Well, until that car stopped you
This guy is going good up a hill on his back wheel, right up until he smashes into a car and goes flying.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 8488
Date: Jan 11, 2009
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