Magician Magically Stabs Himself
This is a hell of a lot more entertaining than if the trick worked.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1298
Date: Feb 27, 2011
Little Kid Blows Himself Up
He doesn't have to shave his unibrow anytime soon.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2173
Date: Nov 1, 2010
Kid Straps Himself With Fireworks
If you don't shoot fireworks out of your crotch, can you really call yourself a patriotic American?
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1610
Date: Jul 7, 2010
Kid Dunks Himself During Halftime
That was more exciting than the game itself!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1308
Date: Jan 31, 2011
Judge Judy PMS'ing
Either she woke up on the wrong side of the bed or it was just her time of the month.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 9633
Date: Jan 20, 2009
JohnTV: A 'John' is busted sanitizing himself after sex with a hooker!
ride along with the Video Vigilante as he busts a 'John' who is sanitizing his penis after having sex with a street hooker in South Oklahoma City.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 11801
Date: Mar 19, 2009
Japanese Announcer Knocks Himself Out
This moron dives face first into a foot of water and his neck pays for it. I haven't laughed this hard in a few days.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 6783
Date: Jan 11, 2009
Idiot Lights Himself On Fire
What this tard doesn't realize is that running only fans the fire.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2845
Date: Jan 11, 2009
Idiot Knocks Himself Out With A Log
This moron tries to throw a log but ends up knocking himself out. Smooth.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 9343
Date: Jan 11, 2009
Idiot In A Gorilla Suit Knocks Himself Out
Looks like he needs to cut some bigger eye holes on that suit!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 5222
Date: Jan 11, 2009
Husky Feeds Himself Ice
You could leave him alone for days and he'd be just fine!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 588
Date: Dec 8, 2011
Homeless Biker Knocks Himself Out
He probably had some pretty sweet dreams though.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1065
Date: Jul 14, 2011
Hamster Wheel Accident
He came just one rotation from the world record.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 3785
Date: Oct 28, 2009
Hamster Owns Himself
This little guy makes that wheel look very dangerous!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 9986
Date: Jan 11, 2009
Hamster Deep Throats A Carrot
I wish my girlfriend had that kind of gag reflex.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2258
Date: Feb 4, 2010
Gymnast Slams The Horse
This guy nails the horse during an olympic meet and gets the air knocked out of him. That looked painful!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 11423
Date: Jan 11, 2009
Gymnast Knocks Himself Out
I bet he saw and heard the cutest little birdies.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2400
Date: Jun 18, 2009
Guy Shoots Himself In The Face
If your paintball gun ever jams, don't look down the barrel! There goes an eye.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 11399
Date: Jan 11, 2009
Guy Owns Himself With A Bat
At least it wasn't an axe.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2662
Date: Sep 2, 2009
Guy Ninja's Himself Out of An Accident
Give him a few more months of training and he'll be dodging bullets.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 4889
Date: Oct 20, 2010
Guy Nearly Shoots Himself
This guy trips and falls while holding a hand gun and blasts a few shots into the ground.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 7889
Date: Jan 11, 2009
Guy Has To Race Himself
I'd hope this is the easiest race of his life.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2787
Date: Jul 31, 2009
Guy Getting Mugged Pees Himself
He can't hold on to his bladder much less his wallet.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2840
Date: Feb 27, 2010
Guy Films A Great Catch
Finally someone who knows how to use a camera.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2640
Date: Sep 5, 2009
Guy Electrocutes Himself
A shocking video of some guy climbing on wires, when he tries to get down he touches metal and gets 10,000 volts.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 21832
Date: Jan 11, 2009
Groomsman Faints During Wedding
If I was at that wedding, I'd probably have slept through that entire thing.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2246
Date: Mar 5, 2009
Gordon Ramsey Puts Annoying Customer In Her Place
I hated this man until I watched this video.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 743
Date: Feb 21, 2012
God Bams Woman A New Hip
Maybe he could have bammed her a liposuction too.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1132
Date: Sep 23, 2010
Goalie Scores On Himself
I score on myself every night. It's called masturbating.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 932
Date: Nov 18, 2010
Goalie Scores On Himself
Scoring on yourself is kind of like masturbation, except without an orgasm.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 0
Date: Sep 17, 2012
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