The Worst Metal Band Ever
This must have been the schools plan to make kids hate rock music.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1571
Date: Mar 21, 2011
The Heavy Metal Cat
You will never, ever be this hardcore.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2433
Date: Mar 21, 2011
The Heavy Metal Baby
No matter how hard you try, you will never be this hardcore.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 966
Date: Feb 20, 2011
The Death Metal Parrot
That's some serious headbanging.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2198
Date: Oct 16, 2009
The Death Metal Baby
He just needs longer hair so he can head bang.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2649
Date: Dec 15, 2009
Skaters Face Meets A Metal Pole
I mean, you really only use the teeth in the back of your mouth. No big deal.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2459
Date: Jun 21, 2009
Lady Gaga Heavy Metal Cover
Who ever thought Lady Gaga could be so hardcore?
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1964
Date: Oct 24, 2010
Hovercrafts Don't Like Metal Grates
...and apparently this girl didn't know this important piece of knowledge.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2444
Date: Feb 11, 2010
Heavy Metal Concert Brawl
The music makes them all look like they are possessed by a demon with cerebral palsy.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 4072
Date: Nov 19, 2009
Full Metal Jacket Disney Version
Finally, a version of a great movie that's safe for the whole family!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1340
Date: Sep 1, 2010
Fat Man Vs. Metal Sign
That was about 400 pounds of pure failure.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1657
Date: Jan 17, 2011
Angry Penguin Metal Remix
Don't even bother attempting to be this hardcore. It cannot be done.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1378
Date: Jan 1, 2011
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