Weird Animal Loves Graham Crackers
...wtf is that thing?
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1340
Date: Jul 12, 2010
Vegas Receptionist Loves Her Coke
You know you really care a lot about your job when you snort lines to make you a little extra spunky!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1513
Date: Sep 8, 2011
Ugly Kid Loves Led Zepplin
Yes, I said it. The kid is a little ugly. Deal with it emotional mothers.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1090
Date: May 24, 2011
The Dog That Loves Balloons
I think I'd enjoy a room filled with balloons and fangs too.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2708
Date: Jun 5, 2011
Grandpa Loves His Dick Towel
You know the true way to your Grandpa's heart... a dick towel.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 62161
Date: Dec 20, 2010
Goat Loves The Electric Fence
This is an old one, but such a classic.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1742
Date: Jun 28, 2010
Fat Nerd Loves Yankee Candles
I have a strong passion for candles too, but not this gay.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1215
Date: Feb 1, 2011
Fat Kid Who Really Loves Chocolate
I don't know what's creepier, his laugh or his face...
Posted By: Shock
Views: 3568
Date: May 27, 2009
Fat Gay Kid Loves Candles
He probably melts the wax and molds it into assorted dildos that he sticks up his ass and practices blowing. Right?
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1374
Date: Mar 8, 2011
Drunk Guy Loves Midgets
Come on. Midgets in wheel chairs are people too, sort of...
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1196
Date: Aug 3, 2010
Donkey Loves His Own Company
He didn't even swallow, lame...
Posted By: Shock
Views: 4209
Date: Mar 7, 2009
Chick Really Loves Her Hands
I hope she slams them in a car door. What a cocky b*tch. She needs to work on her face.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1884
Date: Dec 8, 2010
Bird Loves To Get Down To Music
He should pick up tap dancing!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1238
Date: Apr 23, 2010
Baby Loves Kid Cudi
How do I already know your kid will be a stoner?
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1059
Date: Apr 1, 2011
Asian Reporter Loves Slides
See, people really do never grow up.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 647
Date: Jan 13, 2012
A Man Who Really Loves The Library
I cried that much the day the video rental store went out of business...
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1250
Date: Jan 28, 2010
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