The Worlds Fastest Turtle
I love how he slowly started turning and then was like "fuck this noise, I'm outta here".
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1792
Date: May 24, 2011
The Worlds Fastest Goalie
He is able to play offense and defense... badass.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1233
Date: Oct 20, 2010
The World's Fastest Tortoise
Pretty sure this tortoise could beat the hell out of the hare.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1688
Date: Nov 15, 2010
The Fastest Japanese Man Alive
He does everything at lightning ninja speed!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2117
Date: Mar 21, 2010
Fastest Push Ups Ever
But how fast can he give a handjob?
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2568
Date: May 8, 2010
Fastest Match Ever
That got got put to sleep in no time.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 5372
Date: Nov 4, 2009
Fastest Kickboxers Ever
These guys are the closest a white person can get to being a ninja. I'd let them have my lunch money.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 12051
Date: Jan 11, 2009
