Never Stand Up In A Convertible
This kid cleans off the windshield pretty well with his face
Posted By: Shock
Views: 5002
Date: Jan 12, 2009
Never Show Your Kids This Video
You don't want to give them any ideas.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 3349
Date: May 10, 2011
Never Say This To A Woman
Just another little dating tip from your good friends at TooShocking.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1264
Date: Dec 14, 2011
Never Say No To Panda
Saying no to panda could be the biggest mistake you ever make.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2183
Date: Sep 20, 2010
Never Run A Red Light
This is what happens when you run a red.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 0
Date: Jul 12, 2012
Never Piss Off The Bouncers
Twelve bouncers vs. two guys. Wow, looks fair.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 4611
Date: Dec 2, 2009
Never Leave A Buddy Behind
All you cat lovers out there. Shove it.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1309
Date: Apr 8, 2011
Never Heard of Stop Drop And Roll
This could all have been prevented... by abortion.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1453
Date: Mar 19, 2010
Never Grab Electric Wires
I can only imagine the smell after that...
Posted By: Shock
Views: 3847
Date: May 27, 2009
Never Get Too Close To Fireworks
Ever gone to check if a firework is done and had it go off in your face?
Posted By: Shock
Views: 5219
Date: Jan 12, 2009
Never Forget Your Cup
This batter is probably pretty damn glad he remembered to wear a cup that day.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 8805
Date: Jan 12, 2009
Never Fall Asleep On A Subway
...unless you have a friend there to prop your head up.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2016
Date: Oct 6, 2010
Never Drink And Bike
Always make sure you pick a designated peddler.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2343
Date: May 8, 2009
Never Celebrate Too Early
Or you'll end up looking like an idiot like this guy.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1248
Date: Nov 2, 2010
Never Ask The French Audience
What can I say... they're French...
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2744
Date: Sep 2, 2009
My Favorite Office Clip Ever
Dwight always gets the ladies. Always.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2049
Date: Jul 26, 2011
Motocross Rider Gets Hit Several Times
After crashing on a jump this rider gets knocked out and can't get out of the way of oncoming racers!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 3889
Date: Jan 12, 2009
Most Unsuccessful Wheelie Ever
The car alarm going off just added to the hilarity.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 2440
Date: Feb 11, 2010
Most Unexpected Knockout Ever
A kick stolen from Chuck Norris's private arsenal.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 6755
Date: Apr 23, 2009
Most Retarded Stunt Ever
You can subtract 250,000 brain cells from him after that.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 4166
Date: Jul 9, 2009
Most Powerful Nerf Gun Ever
You could defend your home with this thing!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 5820
Date: Feb 6, 2009
Most Patient Reporter Ever
I would have decked someone in the face.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1602
Date: Jan 30, 2010
Most Pathetic Backflip Ever
This guy failed completely, he barely got any rotation in.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 4517
Date: Jan 12, 2009
Most Extreme Hockey Fight Ever
This fight will keep you on the edge of your seat for about two minutes.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 10437
Date: Jan 12, 2009
Most Expensive Gear Change Ever
Uhhh ohh... dads going to be pissed!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 7398
Date: Jan 12, 2009
Most Evil Sucker Punch Ever
I might have failed anatomy and biology and out of high school, but I don't think the neck should bend that way.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 3518
Date: Dec 1, 2010
Most Epic Music Video Ever
As if this video wasn't already awesome enough.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 988
Date: Sep 21, 2010
Most Epic Escape Attempt Ever
Apparently they forgot they were handcuffed together? It's ok, that happens to me a lot when I do bondage.
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1801
Date: Aug 17, 2010
Most Epic Bike Fails Ever
I love that most of them weren't wearing helmets. Have fun being a few hundred thousand brain cells closer to retardation, retards!
Posted By: Shock
Views: 1390
Date: Nov 26, 2010
Most Disgusting Tumor Face Ever
When this guy agreed to having a documentary made about his 'successful' surgery, do you think he lost face?
Posted By: Shock
Views: 4576
Date: May 20, 2009
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